hitlersasshole:

at least i never went through the “rawr means i love you in dinosaur ”phase

  • how my mother works
  • me: mom i got all A's
  • mom:
  • me: mom i cleaned the whole house
  • mom:
  • me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
  • mom:
  • mom: is this your cup on the table?
  • me: yes
  • mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight

alt-j:

i am so so so so so so so so s o passionate about music it is honestly my very favorite thing on this entire earth it makes me so undeniably happy and excited how can you just not love it with your entire being

camach0:

does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye

(Source: camach0)

wreckedteens:

Wearing a black bra and black underwear cause you’re a fierce bitch